Andrew as a symbolic character

As Andrew plunged through the thicket of bushes, his manly aura can be seen from miles away. As he runs towards the light, he is attacked by monstrous creatures that are attracted to his dark, black, wardrobe. As his short, luscious, brown hair blows in the wind, the creatures are astonished. As Andrew stands there, the disgusting creatures begin to cower before him as he paces towards the big “M” that is in his sights. As the light begins to overcome the darkness, Andrew has finally reached, McDonalds.